Q: Why did the pig have ink all over its face? A: Because it came out of the pen. Q: What do felines walk on in a fashion show? A: A catwalk. Q: What do deer say when they've lost something? A: "Oh, dear!" Q: What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert? A: A pie-thon! Q: Why did the whale cross the street? A: To get to the other tide. Q: How much money does a skunk have? A: One scent! Q: To what type of market should you NEVER take your dog? A: A flea market! Q: Why did the baby elephant need a new suitcase for her vacation? A: She only had a little trunk. Q: Where are fish in orbit? A: In trout-er space. Q: How long do chickens work? A: Around the cluck! Q: What did the leopard say after finishing a delicious meal? A:"That hit the spot!" Q: What's the first thing you should do if a bull charges you? A: Pay him! Q: Where do orcas hear music? A: Orca-stras! Q: What did the sleepy Australian bear say at the job interview? A: "I believe I am koala-fied for this position!" Q: What happened when the frog's car broke down on the side of the road? A: It gets toad away. Q: What do ducks say when they buy something at the store? A: "Put that on my bill!" Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo? A: A pouch potato. Q: Where do geese store their money? A: In a river bank. Q: If a horse is fooling around, what does his companion say? A: "Stop horsing around!" Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? A: An investigator! You would think that taking a snail's shell would make it move faster but it actually makes it more sluggish.
Animal Facts
Human colds can be passed to gorillas
Newborn Chinese water deer are so tiny that they could just about be held in one's hand
In the wild, a lion makes a bit over twenty kills in one year
On average, there are about 50,000 spiders in an acre of green space
Tarantula spiders can live almost two years without having food
Kangaroos use their tails to hop, therefore, if the tail is lifted off the ground it can no longer jump.
The heart of a shrimp is located in its head
Animal Group Names
Apes: a shrewdness
Badgers: a cete
Bats: a colony, cloud or camp
Bears: a sloth or sleuth
Bees: a swarm
Buffalo: a gang or obstinacy
Camels: a caravan
Cobras: a quiver
Crocodiles: a bask
Crows: a murder
Donkeys: a drove
Eagles: a convocation
Elephants: a parade
Elk: a gang or a herd
Falcons: a cast
Ferrets: a business
Fish: a school
Flamingos: a stand
Foxes: a skulk or leash
Frogs: an army
Geese: a gaggle
Giraffes: a tower
Gorillas: a band
Animal Crafts
Make Your Own Otter! You will need:
brown paint
1 cork
4 fabric pins (any color)
brown fabric
scissors
glue
medium brown pom-pom
small googly eyes
paper
colored pencils
Directions: Step 1: Paint the entire cork with brown paint.
Step 2: After drying, stick four fabric pins in as arms and legs.
Step 3: Glue medium brown pom-pom to cork as the head.
Step 4: Cut out a small, brown, fabric tail to the bottom of the cork. Then cut out a tiny nose shape and glue it in the middle of the face. Cut out two ears and glue to the top of the head. Next, glue two small googly eyes just above the nose.
Step 5: Cut out a piece of plain white paper into the shape of a shell. Design it however you like and glue it to one of the hands. Step 6: Name your otter!
Make Your Own Bunny! You will need:
3 pom-poms (any color, 1 big, 1 medium, 1 small)
2 googly eyes
felt
scissors
glue
Directions: Step 1: Cut out felt into two bunny ear shapes.
Step 2: Glue pom-poms together: medium one onto the big one, small one onto the back of the big one.
Step 3: Glue ears to the top of the medium pom-pom.
Step 4: Glue googly eyes onto head (medium pom-pom).